Why so slow, Internet?

You know what? I can't quite remember why I "called" my journal "forkful of honey". I think maybe I tried to eat honey with a fork at some point. And it may have struck me as funny. Don't ask me why I used a fork though because a) I can't remember and 2) ... there is no 2). I just really can't remember. Maybe I found a fork lying around somewhere and couldn't be bothered getting a spoon instead.

Also? Don't ask me why I'm writing this entry right now because it is beyond pointless. Basically, my Internet is slow as fuck and I don't know why. If it weren't I would be watching a couple more youtube videos right now even though I should probably go to bed so that I can actually get up tomorrow morning.

Oh hey...I think my something year LJ anniversary is coming up. Because I remember writing my first entry on Halloween. I can also vaguely recall saying something like this before, so maybe it's my three year anniversary? It's possible. God, sometimes I wish my memory weren't so filled with holes. Unfilled with holes?
Never mind. Sleep now. Good night!

P.S.: Halloween party tomorrow. Don't know what to wear. Possible costume: responsible adult/teacher. Other than that: black clothes. Wow, my creative genius knows no bounds. Or also: private eye.